...he's even tuffer than CHUCK NORRIS

...when he does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

...he doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

...he lost his virginity before his father did.

...he played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

...he has a deep and abiding love for human life....unless it gets in his way.

...he once ate an entire bottle of seeping pills. They made him blink.

...he calls 1-900 numbers and doesn't get charged. Money falls out.

...his house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

...he doesn't write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

...he can divide by zero.

...The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Mark Yost has been there. In that case the grass is probably soaked in blood and tears.

...he invented his own type of karate called Mark-Will-Kill.

...he urinates and is easily capable of welding titanium.

...he talks and everyone listens or else dies.

...For some, the left testicle is larger than the righr. For Mark Yost each testicle is larger than the other.

...he doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks one down and the other ones faint.

...he takes 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

...he deserves a Yost Roast.

If you have a blue tooth then another blue tooth, do you have blue teeth?

If you have a whopper Junior then another one, do you have two Whopper Juniors or two Whoppers Junior.

Does it take a genius to display an anti-Bush bumper sticker? During the presidential campaign there were many anti Bush stickers but not a single anti Kerry one. For example one car with KERRY/EDWARDS, WELLSTONE, DEFEND AMERICA DEFEAT BUSH, JESUS IS A LIBERAL, BUCK FUSH and also the fish symbol with Darwin inside Are they aware that Jesus and Darwin had taken opposite positions or aren't they bright enough to know the difference? Among others, BUSH IS A LIAR, BUSH IS STUPID, GET THAT SON OF A BUSH OUT OF OFFICE, DEFOLIATE BUSH and WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

The opposite example is one car with BUSH/CHENEY and I PROUDLY PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO GOD AND OUR COUNTRY and also displayed the fish symbol with a cross inside. Significantly, the license plate said VIETNAM VET.

It's politically incorrect to say we have a society with different classes, but this seems to reveal we have high class and no class.

Faith leaders tell prison bosses that it is unacceptable for Muslim inmates to face Mecca while sitting on the toilet. Also supported by Human Rights Commission and American Civil Liberties Union.

On Thursday channel 4 news, man ln Bloomington protesting the Twins stadium held up $600 and said it would cost his family that much in increased sales taxes. With tax increase of 3 cents on $20 purchase or .15%, it would take spending $400,000 on taxable items or $1,600,000 total spending to accomplish that. Is that possible in one lifetime?