Jack Bauer of TV show "24" is so tuff:
When Jack Bauer does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
J.B. doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.
J.B. lost his virginity before his father did.
J.B. played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and he won.
When J.B. is in a crowded area , he doesn't walk around people, he goes through them.
J.B. has a deep and abiding love for human life....unless it gets in his way.
J.B. once ate a complete bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
People wear superman pajamas. Superman wears J.B. pajamas.
J.B.s house has no doors, he just walks through walls.
J.B. doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
J.B. doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one and the rest faint.
It takes J.B. 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
For most the left testicle is larger than the right. For J.B. each testicle is larger than the other.
When the J.B. talks everyone listens or else dies.
J.B. invented his own type of karate.t's called Jack-Will_kill.