The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it." -H. L. Mencken

"All affectation is the vain and ridiculous attempt of poverty to appear rich." -Johann Kaspar Lavater

"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom." -George Smith Patton

"The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Well, the conference met today and appointed a commission to meet tomorrow and appoint a delegation which will eventually appoint a subcommittee to draw up ways and means of finding out what to start with first." -Will Rogers